(via jxxnnyy)
My girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me how bad she wants to fuck me in front of my parents
(Source: niggablvd, via lezisloife)
(via light-hearted-lesbian)
Someone: *is late*
Me: Were we supposed to meet at this time? Is this really the place we were going to meet up? Is it actually Thursday today? Were we even meeting at Thursday? Do I actually know this person? Do they really exist? Do I exist?
